- Me: Can i have your babies?
- Justin Bieber: ....What?
- Me: Can i have your autograph?
- Justin Bieber: Oh, it sounded like something else..
- Me: What did you think i said?
- Justin Bieber: Can you have my babies.
- Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
- Justin Bieber: But i wasn't-
- Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.
